I haven't Given You Any Reason to Scream...Yet!

Poor Heather Bates came over to complain to Natali Demore about Natali hanging her pantyhose outdoors to dry.  After all, it is against the Home Owner Association's rules.  Of course, so is forcibly stripping your neighbor, tying her hands, hand gagging her and fondling her.  Natali doesn't seem to like to follow the rules and takes exception when nosy neighbors complain.  Heather isn't complaining now or perhaps she can't.  Somehow I get the feeling that it is Heather that will be hung out to dry (in a manner of speaking) with a lot of pantyhose.

Yes, I know that Natali is no longer with us (RIP).  Too many stories feature her not to post them.  This one is from 2008.